WINDMILL CLUB
Location: Soi Diamond, off Walking Street
Usual Opening Hours: 8:00pm to 2:00am
Seating Capacity: small, approximately 40
Usual number of dancing girls: 25-40
Music: dance

Although small in terms of size it has a giant and deserved reputation among the amateur gynaecologists of Fun Town for its almost non-stop dedication to the art of beaver munching. The main stage always seems to feature graduates from the Lickem-on-Toppe and Bottom School of Speaking in Tongues. There’s plenty of opportunity for the amateur gynaecologist to study the shaving habits of the Greater Issan Dancing Damsel. The place boasts the biggest TV screen in an ogling den, a whopping 72 inches (now that’s satisfaction), allowing those interested in both sports and gynaecology to be sated. The quality of the dancing damsels has improved exponentially over time. What makes the bar a winner is that most of the damsels are friendly and inter-act with the customers: a joint where ‘attitude’ is not tolerated thus making for a fun experience for all concerned.